Chad's Rants

Stop Wearing These 5 Things in 2025
Some trends just need to be left behind. Let’s not beat around the bush: Men’s fashion in 2024 was a lawless wasteland. Too many of us fell victim to the...
Stop Wearing These 5 Things in 2025
Some trends just need to be left behind. Let’s not beat around the bush: Men’s fashion in 2024 was a lawless wasteland. Too many of us fell victim to the...

How to Pull Off the “Hot Guy Reading at a Café”...
She saw your collarbone. Now she wants to know your favorite author. Let’s be honest: You’re not reading Proust at the café. You’re scrolling your Notes app and pretending it’s...
How to Pull Off the “Hot Guy Reading at a Café”...
She saw your collarbone. Now she wants to know your favorite author. Let’s be honest: You’re not reading Proust at the café. You’re scrolling your Notes app and pretending it’s...

I Got Drunk and Accidentally Started a Men’s Fa...
This is my origin story. Please clap. Let me be clear: I didn’t grow up dreaming of “redefining menswear.” I didn’t intern at a fashion house in Paris. I don’t...
I Got Drunk and Accidentally Started a Men’s Fa...
This is my origin story. Please clap. Let me be clear: I didn’t grow up dreaming of “redefining menswear.” I didn’t intern at a fashion house in Paris. I don’t...

The Death of Fast Fashion Bros
RIP Fast Fashion Warriors. You won’t be missed. Let’s talk about a certain breed of man. He’s rocking the skinniest jeans known to mankind. His shirt has zippers where no zippers...
The Death of Fast Fashion Bros
RIP Fast Fashion Warriors. You won’t be missed. Let’s talk about a certain breed of man. He’s rocking the skinniest jeans known to mankind. His shirt has zippers where no zippers...